spicyshimmy:

james kirk is the kind of person who eats five gingerbread men at once so they never have to die alone

(via jimkirksapple)

blissfullycracked:

just followed a crap ton of spn blogs, and now all of my teen wolf and star trek stuff is being swamped.

help a girl out? REBLOG this and i’ll check you out if either teen wolf or star trek are your top fandoms and your tagging system is precious to you

(via paveltrekov)

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

— Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

(via reyesrobbies)

robots-and-electric-sheep:

never trust anyone who doesn’t think leonard mccoy is a vital member of the enterprise crew

they are weak and will not survive the winter

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spicyshimmy:

meanwhile chris pine has fucking cloned himself in some orphan black cologne ad shit he’s like nerd pine and suave car ad pine and manic pixie dream pine and naked garden dancer pine and james bond pine and this is basically a personal nightmare of mine while also being a dream-slash-fantasy i’ve had

(via officialjameskirk)

spicyshimmy:

spock coming to understand that ‘talking dirty’ is something terrans enjoy as a sexual experience so he engages jim in a rousing, hour-long discussion about topsoil and minerals and actual dirt and jim is just like ‘what is happening. what the hell is happening right now’

(via officialjameskirk)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via officialjameskirk)

pluckyyoungdonna:

f0rget-them-all:

omg

EVEN SNAPE HAS NO TIME FOR SNAPE APOLOGISTS

(via eviltakeshold)

eviltakeshold:

the only way i could even stomach wally west comin back is if in the flash annual his first appearance is him wearin this

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