okay, guys - i don’t think i can let myself sleep tonight.  but the thing is, i need to see friends tomorrow.  so i need to be able to stay awake for at least 12 hours from now.  I’m so tired i feel physically sick.  Anyone got any tips for either making sure you don’t have medication-induced nightmares or pulling an all-nighter?

sarahmcnning:

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

i’m just laughing forever at the fact that i type in “f” and “FUCK BEE MOVIE” is the first suggestion :’)

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ponfart:

who wants to start a girl gang centered around star trek 

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geekymerch:

We’re super excited to be able to give away April’s Loot Crate!

This box is filled with Dragon themed goodies - if you want to find out what is inside then take a look at our review, but if you’d like it to remain a mystery until you get your box then just go straight ahead and enter! The box we’re giving away is brand new and sealed - not the exact one we reviewed - so the items may vary slightly (you might get a different version/colour of a certain item).

Rules

  • Follow our blog, Geeky Merch.
  • Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. Reblog as many times as you like, but try not to spam your followers too much.
  • No giveaway-only blogs. People who use these tend to spam-reblog, and that’s unfair to everyone else. We will be checking!
  • We will ship anywhere.
  • One winner will be randomly chosen and notified on 23rd May 2014!

Good luck with the giveaway, and remember to check out Loot CrateMay’s theme hasn’t been announced yet, but it’s rumoured to be a multi-fandom crate containing items from 3 of the most requested fandoms!

If you’d like to sign up so you don’t miss any future crates, head on over to the Loot Crate website and sign up! You can also use the coupon code: geekymerch to get 10% off your crate!

If you would like to contribute to our next giveaway, click here!

Bad day today like whoa. Someone come cheer me up?

roachpatrol:

archiemcphee:

Forget Google Glass, Android Wear, Smartwatches or contact lenses that give you night vision. Instead let’s talk about the awesomeness that is this 17th century Chinese abacus ring. It’s wearable tech from the Qing Dynasty, perhaps the world’s oldest smart ring.

Measuring a mere 1.2 centimeter-long by 0.7 centimeter-wide, the miniature abacus is a fully functional counting tool, but it’s so tiny that using it requires an equally dainty tool, such as a pin, to manipulate the beads, which are each less than one millimeter long.

"However, this is no problem for this abacus’s primary user—the ancient Chinese lady, for she only needs to pick one from her many hairpins."

[via Fashionably Geek and Gizmodo]

oh my god ancient chinese ladies knew where it was at

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captain-corgi:

The Winter Soldier: Jay

Captain America: Kali

Photographer: Angel V.’s Photography

I am so happy with how this turned out! Thank you so much!!

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whitachi:

chris evans - for flaunt magazine

The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of manpelt.com

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bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee. 

And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck. 

Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.

And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.

He comes with you to the car dealership, too. Because he’s so so sorry, also he gets military discount, so he can help you.
he is so so sorry

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marchingjaybird:

smegolas:

flatbear:

marchingjaybird:

Nicki is emotionally torturing me with songs about Steve and Bucky

BECAUSE SHE HATES ME

THESE BATTLESCAAAAAARS DON’T LOOK LIKE THEY”RE FAAAAAADING…

Don’t wanna let you down, but I am hell bound………… look into my eyes, it’s where my demons hide, it’s where my demons hide……

UNACCEPTABLE, BOTH OF YOU

INTO THE BARBIE DUMPSTER RIGHT NOW

you’re all wrong.

California Gurls is the only SteveBucky song i will accept.

wickedclothes:

Galaxy Scarf

Stay warm with an entire galaxy around your neck. Crafted out of smooth and comfortable polyspandex, this scarf is sure to make your coldest days more bearable. Sold on Etsy.

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